Some Things Shouldn't Be Done In Public
Another weird incident in my office today. As I was minding my own business, walking towards the ladies' room (Yes, I have bio needs too), I saw a male co-worker turn the corner and coming down the aisle towards me. I looked at his face but something else drew my attention further. I noticed his left arm was in a constant up - down motion so my glaze followed. You know me, I am always curious. Then I saw his left hand was positioned past the waist but above the thigh.
Yes, for those who are trying to imagine, it would place his hands near the so called "family jewels". No, I am not a perv...I notice details of a person and my surroundings. He was busily scratching himself as he walked. When I comprehended what he was doing, I quickly looked up at his face with my "omg, are you serious?!" look but he was oblivious to my expression as he passed me by. He merrily walked and scratched his way along. I just feel very very sorry for the next person who's going to shake his hands....maybe that's why he used his left hand?!
Gentlemen, please do all of us the favor, and do not do such a thing in public. We don't need to know you scratch below your waist and above your thigh. In fact, here are a list of things that should not be done in public by anybody , unless its medically necessary:
Yes, for those who are trying to imagine, it would place his hands near the so called "family jewels". No, I am not a perv...I notice details of a person and my surroundings. He was busily scratching himself as he walked. When I comprehended what he was doing, I quickly looked up at his face with my "omg, are you serious?!" look but he was oblivious to my expression as he passed me by. He merrily walked and scratched his way along. I just feel very very sorry for the next person who's going to shake his hands....maybe that's why he used his left hand?!
Gentlemen, please do all of us the favor, and do not do such a thing in public. We don't need to know you scratch below your waist and above your thigh. In fact, here are a list of things that should not be done in public by anybody , unless its medically necessary:
- Scratching Private Parts (e.g. "family jewels" and your behind)
- Farting (e.g. passing wind or whatever you call it from your behind)
- Burping (if you must, turn your face away from others and say "excuse me" afterwards)
- Sniffing Body Parts (you're not an animal, you do not sniff yourself for freshness nor do you sniff yourself for identification, a simple "What is your name?" will do.
- Picking (e.g. "digging for gold" is not appropriate unless you're really a gold-miner.)
If you ever overcome with a need to do any of the above, visit the restroom and make sure your stall is locked and do those things in private (or semi-private).Where has this world come to nowadays? I'm just thankful he didn't do a "scrach n' sniff" in front of me...I would've bursted out in laughter!
