Wardrobe Malfunction: It really does happen!
I was a victim of a 'wardrobe malfunction'. Don't laugh! I didn't do it intentionally like the way Janet Jackson and Justin Timberlake did at the Superbowl. Nor was I as 'graceful' or as 'sexy'. This stressed me out!
It Started...
I visited the ladies restroom for a bio break then zipped my pants up and washed my hands. Nothing was too unusual. I made my way to my little cubicle of a desk and happily continued my work. A co-worker of mine stopped by cube and as I turned to face him, my hands brushed up my zipper (yep! the same one that I zipped up!) and then it dawned on me...um...I was unzippped!
Saving Grace
Thank goodness my dress shirt tail was long enough to cover partially of my zipper :-). As I strategically folded my hands across to cover any possible uncovered area, I hurriedly continued on my work conversation. After a very looooong 5 minutes, I quickly turned my back from my cubicle opening and check on my zipper! My mind was like...What the hell?! Of course, my husband was already on instant message...and I had to tell him I had a wardrobe emergency!
The Investigation
I looked down...and crap! My zipper was 'zipped' up but 1/2 of the zipper fell apart :'-(. Wah! I tried to squeeze the other 1/2 back together...but it was a lost hope! The other 1/2 fell apart too! I quickly stood up and straighten myself, making sure, my shirt covered the frontal opening and rushed to the ladies room, once again. In there, I tried again to fix the lost cause...after another looong 5 minutes, I gave up and decided this was an emergency and I needed backup right away. I rushed home and put on another pair of pants, hoping this one doesn't have any defects and rushed back to work!
Sigh! So see?! Wardrobe Malfunction really can happen!! How can America have misjudged Janet Jackson? She must've been traumatized since she was 'exposed' to soooo many people! People...show some sensitivity!! Janet, I can relate to you now!! :"-)
It Started...
I visited the ladies restroom for a bio break then zipped my pants up and washed my hands. Nothing was too unusual. I made my way to my little cubicle of a desk and happily continued my work. A co-worker of mine stopped by cube and as I turned to face him, my hands brushed up my zipper (yep! the same one that I zipped up!) and then it dawned on me...um...I was unzippped!
Saving Grace
Thank goodness my dress shirt tail was long enough to cover partially of my zipper :-). As I strategically folded my hands across to cover any possible uncovered area, I hurriedly continued on my work conversation. After a very looooong 5 minutes, I quickly turned my back from my cubicle opening and check on my zipper! My mind was like...What the hell?! Of course, my husband was already on instant message...and I had to tell him I had a wardrobe emergency!
The Investigation
I looked down...and crap! My zipper was 'zipped' up but 1/2 of the zipper fell apart :'-(. Wah! I tried to squeeze the other 1/2 back together...but it was a lost hope! The other 1/2 fell apart too! I quickly stood up and straighten myself, making sure, my shirt covered the frontal opening and rushed to the ladies room, once again. In there, I tried again to fix the lost cause...after another looong 5 minutes, I gave up and decided this was an emergency and I needed backup right away. I rushed home and put on another pair of pants, hoping this one doesn't have any defects and rushed back to work!
Sigh! So see?! Wardrobe Malfunction really can happen!! How can America have misjudged Janet Jackson? She must've been traumatized since she was 'exposed' to soooo many people! People...show some sensitivity!! Janet, I can relate to you now!! :"-)
